Beer Haze Chemistry.

I present you,
my drunken chemical equation discovery:

"1 + 1 = 1"
E₃D_{2 +} Fd → 2D₃Fd_{4 +} E₆

I'm not any good at chemistry during my secondary school years since the teacher has poor language mastery. Meaning i didn't understand 3/4 of what the teacher is explaining. Her english is too local. But armed with the rudiments of chemistry that mostly i've learnt independently through books and the web. I dare say it's not possible to balance the equation above.
Thus my life can be said to depend on chemical reactions aided by a wondrous form of catalyst.

Life is unbalanced w/o u.