Nasib Macam Kentang
I don't know why but i just woke up at 11plus a.m today and that, dear readers, is early for me. Reached for my mobile and dialled the 8digits of Secretary.(whom i shall now address as Pixie for reasons that has made me 'kental')
It's my turn to wake her up now.Next, She answered with a sleepy tone as she was asleep. And her voice isn't sexy unlike someone i know but that is not the matter. I said "bla bla bla gi mandi, i nak tio balik". In actual fact, i was going to grab my towel and shower. Took a peep inside my wallet after my shower. Hey! I got 13 bucks and i was like ermm i'll need 15 more to pay for the taxi fare to yishun because it'll take me an hour to reach yishun by bus.(how i bloody wish i had cash so that i would have had passed my bike license by now)
I just got ready knowing i won't be able to pay for cab fare to yishun. Suddenly, my HD mind conceived a genius of a plan. I shall take a cab to toa payoh which will be around 7bucks, costing me not more than 10minutes and from there i will take the mass rapid transit to yishun, and that my friends will take me 15minutes. (see how i cut down time when i'm meteorite) Ouh and from yishun i took a bus to the 167 bus stop where i wait for Pixie's arrival, patiently. Next we took bus to her workplace.
She said "i was full of surprises, suddenly popping up in yishun".
I said "that wasn't meant to be the surprise"
and at that moment i smoothly took out the bangle and wrap it around her wrist. She smiled and then kissed me. (mcm shut up and kiss me effect gitu sampai batal posaku.hahs) After sending her off, i decided to pop by Spinelli and see if Goldilocks working annnnd yes! she is! so we chit-chatted while she's pulling the espresso shots and making coffee without passion(like she always do) then the num gays appeared so i made a quick getaway and off i went to art friend to survey some stuffs for school. (for those who are aware, you know my issues with the num gays rightttt)
After awhile i decided to text Goldilocks and asks if anyone's fetching her.
She said "just some guy friends to celebrate one of their birthday".
i text "i go off then. tata"
She said "see me first lah"
i said "why? because i jorjes ryt?"
she said "Pretty eri, i wanna huggy"
after considering the fact that my fast is already forfeited, i said ok. and you know the rest.
translation for heading: Lucky Strike
It's my turn to wake her up now.Next, She answered with a sleepy tone as she was asleep. And her voice isn't sexy unlike someone i know but that is not the matter. I said "bla bla bla gi mandi, i nak tio balik". In actual fact, i was going to grab my towel and shower. Took a peep inside my wallet after my shower. Hey! I got 13 bucks and i was like ermm i'll need 15 more to pay for the taxi fare to yishun because it'll take me an hour to reach yishun by bus.(how i bloody wish i had cash so that i would have had passed my bike license by now)
I just got ready knowing i won't be able to pay for cab fare to yishun. Suddenly, my HD mind conceived a genius of a plan. I shall take a cab to toa payoh which will be around 7bucks, costing me not more than 10minutes and from there i will take the mass rapid transit to yishun, and that my friends will take me 15minutes. (see how i cut down time when i'm meteorite) Ouh and from yishun i took a bus to the 167 bus stop where i wait for Pixie's arrival, patiently. Next we took bus to her workplace.
She said "i was full of surprises, suddenly popping up in yishun".
I said "that wasn't meant to be the surprise"
and at that moment i smoothly took out the bangle and wrap it around her wrist. She smiled and then kissed me. (mcm shut up and kiss me effect gitu sampai batal posaku.hahs) After sending her off, i decided to pop by Spinelli and see if Goldilocks working annnnd yes! she is! so we chit-chatted while she's pulling the espresso shots and making coffee without passion(like she always do) then the num gays appeared so i made a quick getaway and off i went to art friend to survey some stuffs for school. (for those who are aware, you know my issues with the num gays rightttt)
After awhile i decided to text Goldilocks and asks if anyone's fetching her.
She said "just some guy friends to celebrate one of their birthday".
i text "i go off then. tata"
She said "see me first lah"
i said "why? because i jorjes ryt?"
she said "Pretty eri, i wanna huggy"
after considering the fact that my fast is already forfeited, i said ok. and you know the rest.
translation for heading: Lucky Strike
HD kid suck at 6:08:00 PM
15 Comments:
kentangs are nice things.
but i dont see anythin
lucky about it.
nevertheless,
you're confusing me.
as usual baby..
i nak kentang keju!
NYP's kentang keju are simply
delicious.
Apparently,
anything thats delicious are fattening.
This applies to boys and girls.
Eg. Eri.
erit's fattening!!!
hahahha.. tt's new.
i kno he's addictive.
I KNO.
oh n thx for d sexy mention.
sexy is wat u get for putting in effort into 5am calls.
=p
now i'm fattening.
u must be putting on weight
since the last time i see u nona.
hahahaha.
trust me.
i am.
ugh.
thanks to gangsta lovinggg.
but fats good.
would you rather hug a stick wicky girl?
or a girl with bodayy?
tell me about it eri.
hmmmmmmmmmm
more to love, baby, more to love.
hurhur.
yupp yupp.
heh.
first of all
its gangstalovin(no gs at the end)
2nd i lust for slim slender females.(its all in the drugged looks)
3rd i want a healthy wife so that meants you both makes the list.(cuz thrs more to love on u ladies)
4th i need a commitment, a responsibility.(anyone's willing 2take up the post?)
**crickets**
hahahahah, dat bangle! hahahahah, sneaky devil u!
wat bangle u talkin abt?
oh ok... got it..
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