I Wrestled A Bear Once

It started out at the VMA. I was invited to perform as a support artiste for the hot new band that night and then this black bear came up on stage and took away my mic while i was preparing for my piece. So the bear shouted down the mic about how The Three Lil' Pigs should have gotten my spot and be the support band.

At the Lil' Piggies mention, I just didn't knew what has gotten into me but i just turned savage and bit the muthaF****r's head off. Then i put back the mic on the mic stand and put on the effing fuck's shutters and continued with my piece like nothing's just happened. All cool as ice and stuffs, you know what i'm saying?

That's pretty bang bang rock & roll if you'd asked me. heh.